There is a new outrage in Liberty City these days. No, it's not the LCPD response times, it's something much bigger as told by one citizen. Little Lacy Surprise, a former underwear company, has had it's fair share of criticism. Back in 1984, the company was criticized for it's prices as you can hear in this clip courtesy of Vice City Public Radio.

Courtesy: Vice City Public Radio.

Recently, however, the LCPD has found new uses for the deceased company website. Due to the raise of pedophiles moving to Liberty City, the LCPD has redirected the site "littlelacysurprisepagent.com" to a page that logs your IP and sends the nearest LCPD unit to your location. So how is this bad exactly? Well according to one Liberty City citizen named Asson Deschoolmeester, it's quote "Revolting". We asked him why it was revolting when we met up with him at all girls soccer game. Mr. Deschoolmeester declined to comment. Deschoolmeester isn't the only citizen. Ken, a Liberty City citizen who just moved from Carcer City, mentioned "As if the Jingonism Act didn't go against our privacy, they introduce this website that goes as far as to logging my, what I thought was private, IP address. It's really revolting." The LCPD has declined to comment on weather the site will be taken down or not.

Thanks to The Sun for proving that they are not a reliable news resource.