Picture this; your sitting in your lounge room flicking through TV channels, bored and feeling like you could do a lot more with your life. Then comes a knock at the door. You answer it and get handed a huge box, you sign for it and wonder "what could this be?". It tattles like there is more than one thing in the box, your excited! You rip it open to find:

• A Swingers baseball cap
• A Swingers baseball T
• Two GTA IV stickers
• A foam GTA IV four-finger
• A mousepad from in-game cybercafe tw@
• An I <3 LC lapel pin
• A N1KO license plate

That boring day has just become the best day of your life, no? A Kotaku staff member was lucky enough to receive this package yesterday, it sure is a great collection of items. Wouldn't mind answering a knock at your door to find this now would you?

The staff member in mention is contemplating giving away items on Kotaku. So naturally I would like to let the record state that, I could really do with a new mouse pad, and my cap is rather ragged, or hell I do have space on my computer for a sticker or two.